it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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