We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
If I die I have 2 requests one a viking funeral prye and 2 I want you to take over my facebook and haunt the fuck out of everyone
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I wanted him to come me this time. So I told him last time I was in the city I hit a lady on the head with an inflatable Santa Claus and just found out that the restraining order she requested against me was granted. We never hung out.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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