Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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