whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
Randomize