U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
My mom found a condom in my purse
Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
She even gives head with a lisp.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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