You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
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Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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