it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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