These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
How in the fuck did you get LIVE MOTHER FUCKING BATS!?!?! Into my ROOM last night????
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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