i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I didn't shave. On purpose
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
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