I wish life was like dora the explorer where dancing pigs appear out of nowhere to solve your problems for you
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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