discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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