that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Randomize