Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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