So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
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Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
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You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
My parents are being so annoying about my colon.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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