Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
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You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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