We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
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Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
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She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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