dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
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I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
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I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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