16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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