Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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