At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
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He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
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Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
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