I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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