it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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