I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
and you fell through a lawn chair
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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