i barfeds in our rink
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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