I could have mohawked her pubes.
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I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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