How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
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