Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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