I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
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