Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
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