The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
At the start of the night I was all 'come at me universe' and three hours later I was ordering an extra large pizza in bed in the dress I had gone out in. Well played universe.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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