thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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