Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
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I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
Houston, we have a squirter
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
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I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
You almost got us killed.
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