check it out our google latitudes are spooning
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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