Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
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Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
I drunkenly called my ex on Skype last night and didn't talk, just smiled real big at him until I fell asleep.
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We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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