I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
Randomize
