I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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