One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I am naked and annoyed.
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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