Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
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Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
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When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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