Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
I'm a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
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Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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