Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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