We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
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while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
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i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
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