I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
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Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
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Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
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