The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
As of this morning, vodka still has the other side of my BFF necklace. She treats me right.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
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