You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
Randomize
