I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
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her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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