Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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