Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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