so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
and please, if you feel the urge to call me crying tomorrow night, do so. i will be home bored and sober.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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