its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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