8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
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Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
You want further proof that God hates me? Okay. We're on the way to the ER. A homeless man stabbed me at the gas station.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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