Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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