Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
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Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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