Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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