love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he's my edward cullen
I am pretty sure Edward Cullen never had an all-day drinking binge topped off with some blow.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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