We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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