i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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