So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I woke up wearing nothing but his lifeguard whistle..
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Dicks are not precious.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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